Corrupt a Wish!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:46 pm

Granted, but since you're wishing FOR Bob Marley, you're actually granting Bob Marley's wish, and this game doesn't work like that.

I wish for a cup of nice, hot tea.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:59 pm

Granted, but the cup houses a Tea Elemental, which kills you.

I wish for a genius intellect.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:45 pm

Granted, but now you're so smart everyone is jealous of you and hates you to the point where some of them beat you up every day.

I wish that my house wasn't as old as it is.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:05 pm

Granted, so you get a nice new house that plummets right on top of your old house, crushing everyone and everything in it.

I wish for some new speakers.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:15 pm

Granted. They don't work, and you can't get a refund or a new pair.

I wish for a friend.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:35 pm

Granted, but this friend is actually a mafia, sent to assassinate you.

I wish for a star.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:27 am

The star is in your house, destroying you and the Earth.

I wish for the power to make Master Sparks!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:33 am

The Master Spark goes haywire and annihilates the world.

I wish for a banana.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:57 am

The banana is completely rotten, you get sick and die.

I wish I wouldn't need to study swedish.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish! Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:48 pm

You don't. You never need to study Swedish again, so you have to study everything else instead. Yeah, studying everything is pretty hard, isn't it?

I wish for some colored markers.