Corrupt a Wish!

The object of this lil' game is to corrupt a wish{No really?}

It's quite easy actually.


Example -

I wish for a hammer!

The next poster says:

Granted! It falls on your head and knocks you out.

I wish for -so and so- you get the idea.

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I wish for cotton candy.

Granted! You are surrounded by a luxurious mountain of cotton candy, which chokes you to death.

I wish for a cup of nice hot tea.

Granted, Hot Tea wearing a Cup walks in and starts lecturing you about FRIENDSHIP and CHILDRENS CARD GAMES.

I wish for rainbow powers.

Granted, a powerful rainbow appears filled with UV light and makes you blind.

I wish for a stuffed penguin.

Granted, it's very stuffed FROM EATING HUMAN FLESH. You're next.


I wish for unlimited powa!

Granted, you gained TOO MUCH POWER and then blew up from it.

I wish for a Myon.

Granted! You die, becoming Myon.

I wish for the power to spawn fairy minions!

Granted! You spawn many fairy minions, except they're actually not YOUR fairy minions, so you die.

I wish for some orange juice!

Granted! You get some juice that's colored orange with crayons. {....Deep?}


I wish for a mountain of marshmallows!

Granted. Your marshmallows are really demons in marshmallow form, and they devour you.

I wish for a little sister!

Granted, but your sister is actually the DEMONIC VAMPIRE SISTER THAT SLEPT FOR 495 YEARS, so you're actually her next meal!

I wish for a banana.

Granted, but it's an apple. {THE HORROR}


I wish for my own disco ball.

You get it on your ceiling, but nothing's holding it up and it crushes you.

I wish for a corrupted wish!

Granted, but it is a pure, soulful wish full of hopes and dreams and the laughter of babies!

I wish for a fountain pen.

It's a fountain of pens, flooding your room.

I wish for a third eye like Satori!

Everyone now hates you by default, like any other Satori.

I wish I had a better computer ; ~ ;

Granted, you get a better computer, but it's actually better at being slow. Good job.

I wish I had a shikigami.

Granted, but it's a familiar.

I wish for a dance party.

Granted, but it's actually party...er...celebrating your death! Yeah. So you can dance, yeah, but you're kinda dead.

I wish I could 1cc a Touhou game.

Granted, you actually do it, because 1cc's are nigh impossible anyways.

I wish for irish music!

Granted, and the Irish music is brought to you! Except you sort of get crushed by bagpipes...er, somehow.

I wish for a raven!

Granted: It's Aya, and she wants to know the color of your panties. crows and ravens are very similar ok
I wish my house had propane for the stove again.

You get propane, but the moment you light the stove it explodes. Oops, a propane explosion...

I wish for...a crow!

Granted, but it's The Crow.



I wish I knew what to wish for. :3

Granted, but you don't like the result...at all. -world explodes-

I wish for...for.....foooooorrrrrrrr......Bob Marley.